Saturday, September 13, 2008

Another Crime In Democracy

“Bang Bang Bang” Someone was at the door. Paranoia immediately filled the young mans body. Slowly he creped to the front door, and carefully peered outside to see his close friend along with 5 or 6 unknown individuals all laughing hysterically. He yelled for them to come in, and to his dismay only his friend entered the house with no recollection of any company. They laugh about the mistaken image that had appeared to the young man, and decide to gaze into the wall.
As it begins, the two friends catch up on current events and eventually are silent and engaged with the film. Beautiful flowers turning into haunting monsters, the movie tells the story of a young fatherless boy who turns into an overworked, over drugged rock star who is so stress out and miserable he feels he cannot go on.
Although the two young men held positive lives that were for the most part completely smooth besides a few hiccups that any normal life would have, they began to feel as they could relate to the rock star and became overwhelmed with the film. Soon they slipped into the world around them began to dissolve into darkness and the film became more a much more realistic point of interest until finally the “fictional film” turned into a very real reality.
They began there journey in an oblivion of colorful lights spinning erratically and then slowed to show different past memories in the their lives. They saw the beginning, the end, and everything in-between. In the most chaotic time in the young men’s lives, they had clarity normally unimaginable. Things finally made sense to them and they soon realized some things they have always thought to be truth, were in fact lies of corruption and greed.
After what seemed to be hours later the young men come back to the living room where they began the journey. They stumble over their words trying to explain the experience, but no words could explain what they had experienced. The wondered if the world they had entered was real, it had to be. Nothing so intense and graphic could be a dream. They were amazed by the events that had occurred and stopped paying attention to there surroundings.
One of the young men, Joseph, was an intelligent resident of the urban community. He was 19 years old and enjoyed life to the fullest. The other was his close friend Rich, 18 from a close suburb. Rich almost didn’t even notice Joseph wondering out of the basement-style room. Joseph found himself in the up-stairs bathroom painting diamond designs around his eyes. He wasn’t exactly sure why he was doing this but just going with the flow of things soon he appeared to be a mad-hatter of sorts. He soon drifted into the innuendo and entered the mysterious world of Wonderland. For what seemed to be hours he tried to escape the “rabbit hole” hallway that never gave him trouble before. Around every corner he found an adventure. He battled demons and stopped an evil villain from taking over the world. He laughed, he cried, he even died for a brief moment, then attended his own funeral. And rose again because the bad guy never wins.
Meanwhile, just feet below in the basement-style room, Rich was in his own world of brilliant colors. He meditated and began to float. The all-mighty being appeared to him and shared many of life’s secrets. He told him he was the chosen one. The one who will deliver a message to millions. A message of hope for those who will listen and a warning to those who will not. He realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all of one consciousness. That subjectively there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we are just an imagination of ourselves. For once in his dull, ordinary life, he felt as if he possessed something special. He realized once he lost his ego, all of insecurities seemed to dissolve away. He laid back and chuckled at this ironic discovery.
As the night drifted into the calm oblivion, the boys analyzed there lives. They talked about what their opinion on themselves were, where there life was going, and future goals and hopes. They truly understood each other and grew even closer as friends. They took the time to pause a brief moment and life and think about what was truly important to them and emphasized there passions of the past present and future. They laid on the grassy front yard and enjoyed the warm summer air. Listening to soothing music and gazing into the infinite star filled sky, they drifted off into a utopias state and ended a coherent idea of dictatorship. END~



(Sources: Tool, the infanite power of the brain)

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Gt'n Hitched!

As you many know, my sister Valerie is getting married on friday. I am happy to say, I approve of the man she is marrying hes funny and a great guy. Tonight, I have to go to a rehearsal because I am a Groomsman. I am pretty excited for the wedding because I come from one of those familys where the kids enjoy family get togethers. My family is crazy. I wanted to do a slidehow but Im not sure on how to yet (K sulll is gonna show me soon) So here is a short photo tribute To Valerie Donovan and Dave Caullier!



The only problem I have noticed about the newlyweds, is Dave's lack of Irish in his family tree...





(This is an Irish newlywed enjoying her drink.)




(This is an other-than-Irish newlywed enjoying his drink.)



Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Person of the month September

Ive decided to add a person of the month. Someone who i feel, for any specific reasons deserves special recognition for events in time.

I began to think about who would be the first month's victor and could think of no one who deserved it more then Matthew Cote.(AKA Code E, Snorlax, Michelin Man.) I have been friends with Mr.Cote for many fun filled years. He is one funny bastard and will always bring fun to a tedious job. I have worked with Matt in many professional kitchens as well as kitchens at home, and he can be one devoted worker.
When he isnt being a negitive Nancy...




Flashback a few years and I can remember Having a tv show with Matt titled "The Broccoli Brothers" It aired one season on BATV in Billerica Ma, and still plays reruns of the show. The set of the show took place in my Mother's kitchen (lived at home at the time Special thanks to Mom!) and often had interesting comical twists on school culinary inside jokes and rediculous commercials.



We actually were guest on a BATV talk show and were interviewed by Tom Zuppa. People enjoyed Matt's funny jokes and impressions. The rest of the time at school our culinary teachers would refer to us as "The Broccoli Brothers" and I can even remember signing a few autographs for our crazy fans.





"Matt Cote Gone Wild!"





(Matt Cote has some nice moves!)








(Matt being sassy with his possie.)

Now, Matt is currently going to school to become and EMT and his test is coming up soon. He recently told me for his test he will need a friend for the practical, he asked me if I would volunteer to help and I told him I would be honored!

And now remember to give Matt a call, or whenever you see him slap him HIGH FIVE because for the month of September, no matter where you are, you Matthew Cote aree the man!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

camel crush


You might be wondering, "Hey, whats the delio with those new half menthol/half non menthol butts?"
Well, heres the delio...
Description: Camel Crush is a customizable cigarette that contains a small blue menthol capsule within the filter. By squeezing the filter before or while smoking the cigarette, a small blue capsule is crushed and releases chemicals into your filter, transforming a regular cigarette into a menthol one in a matter of moments.
(resource tabbacoproducts.org)
Camel tobbaco? menthol at the snap of my fingers? More chemicals?...Well two out of three isnt bad and camel just found itself a new customer.

Did you know...

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10. (10 min warning probally)

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue. (rock lhobster)

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.(eek)

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

No?? Well now you do!!

oorah SSRGNT Burrison!



I remember when I first got to "Paradise Island" SC After receiving uniforms, recruits are quickly introduced to there platoon's drill instructors. Senior Drill Instructor (patriarch Figure), Heavy Hat (mean accountant), and Kill Hat (SSRGNT Burrison). As you may notice from the photo, I'm around 6 ft 2 in. Even in my terrified hunched-over-please-don't-pop-my-heart stance, SSRGNT towers over me. With arms longer then legs, and a smile creepy enough to make the hairs on your neck stand constantly at attention. (first time i had ever seen him smile)

Daily, SSRGNT Burrison would "put pain into our little weak bodies", and all the recruits knew if he told you owed him he would remember at the most miserable time. I remember once having to wash the whole squad bay with one towel and some rubbing alcohol, he made me sing "Eye of The Tiger" as I painfully stretched across the floor then back again. Although SSRGNT was very by-the-books in the pain and discapline department, he became alot of the recruits favorite instructor because he had been in "the shit" and never sugarcoated any of it. He fought in desert storm, among the Marine Corps elite air wing. He was one of the only drill instructors who could really teach us what "fog of war" is and how to avoid making bad decisions during that time.

Fog Of War- a term used to describe the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experience by participants in military operations. The term seeks to capture the uncertainty regarding own capability, adversary capability and adversary intent during an engagement, operation or campaign

Fog Of War(for dummies)- Bombs start exploding, and people start dieing and your ability to make decisions is extremely effected

As the training days slowly went by, I began to have more and more respect for SSRGNT Burrison. He had been to war and knew what it takes to be trained to go. What I thought to be unnecessary brutality, was really the core of knowledge that would ultimately save my life.
So have a toast to Staff Sargent Burrision! Spill a little of that 40 oz out! Or just hold a moment of silence wherever you are for one of the most ruthless, yet loyal amphibious warriors on the face of the earth.

Oorah SSRGNT Burrison!

Monday, September 1, 2008

And so it goes.

Ah the newly-introduced world of blogging (special thanks to cashmoney for showing me.)




Praying mantis battleing komodo dragons, culture, comedy, life, trigger control, peace, food, newports, sweet tunes, F to the R to the E to the E,To the C to the R to the E D I T,RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along.

Just a sneak peak of what you just got yourself into...